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1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.
only before a final vowel or a Finnish suffix: monarkki but (Teach Yourself Finnish)

2. Stretch your arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Bill: Bowl
Satu: Bill

3.What was the last thing you watched on tv?
Perfume

4.Without looking, guess what time it is? .
Bill: 12:15
Satu: 10:00
Actual: 10:16 (Satu wins XD)

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? .
I just told you. Lazy. 10:16

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Playstation, wind in trees, typing, Bill

7. When did you last go outside. What were you doing?
Today at about 6 to get alcohol. Bill was my pack mule

8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?
Bill: Himself in the mirror
Satu: Manly Link

9. What are you wearing?
Bill: Shirt, pants, toothbrush
Satu: Skirt, shirt, etc.

10. Did you dream last night?
Satu: It involved an adventure of some kind (I'm sure it did)
Bill: Don't remember

11. When did you last laugh?
We were having a mighty guffaw just then

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Windows, blinds, plates, painting, pelmet (thank you, Bill)

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Two fat women and two skinny men. What, you had to be there!

14. What do you think of this quiz?
That's what she said

15. What is the last film you saw?
Perfume

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Bill: an aeroplane
Satu: The cast of Avenue Q. Private shows when I feel like it

17. Tell me something that I didn't know about you?
I know someone called Bill. He's here right now O.O

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Bill: Maths. Mr Tippet (Tit-pervert/paedophile)
Satu: Yep, that pretty much covers it.

19. Do you like to dance?
Bill: On occasion
Satu: Sure. Screw lack of rhythm. I'll show them!!

20. George Bush :
Bill: Should be shot.
Satu: That's what she said.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Bill: Audrey
Satu: Merrianna

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Bill: Shit (he's gonna be so bullied at school XD)
Satu: Tobias ^^ Or Jukka-Pekka

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Bill: Need to get out of Australia
Satu: Technically already am, but sure! Why not!?

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Bill: Here's your youth (if I die old).
Satu: Ha, I know your passwords *shiftyeyes*